The PEN PAL ENQUIRER

The PEN PALS ENQUIRER
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PEN PALS HEAD TO THE SENATE According to our sources, Randy Lee (D) and Petey (R) have announced that they will run for the VA State Senate this Fall. Both say they have benefited from their involvement with state government and want to give something back. While all appears friendly on the surface, behind the scenes, we are told the fur is already flying! Randy Lee, a handsome Lab/hound mix, known for his strong family values, alleges Petey, a suave, glad handing Pointer/Boxer mix, is buying votes with items purchased by his handler at the commissary. Petey's press secretary had no immediate comment. Our guess is the kibble is starting to hit the fan!!! For more information on the candidates, click on their photos...
EXTRA ELVIS SPOTTED IN THE CHOW LINE The word on the block is Elvis has been seen at a VA Correctional Center. According to reliable sources, this dead ringer loves donuts and can't keep his back end still when a great tune comes on the radio...Could it be? Click on his photo for additional scoop...
AUNT BEA CHECKS INTO REHAB Inspired by her idol Liz Taylor's recent candid interview, Aunt Bea confirmed today that she has checked herself into the Fitzpatrick Foster Spa. Insiders tell us BeBe (her alias) is working out, eating Jenny Cat diet meals and enjoying daily massages. She denies she is considering dying her hair black. We will keep you posted!
BEFORE AFTER	SAMMIE GETS BOTOX Everyone is buzzing about the dramatic change in Sammie's appearance. Did she have...ahem...help with those worry lines or is her new look the result of her recent adoption? She's not saying...

CELEBRITY PERSONALS
GOLDIE

Blonde, Beautiful and Funny...Goldie Hawn says, there are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy... At one year old I'm still a Babe...:) Click on my photo to see my profile
HOLMES

"It's elementary, Watson....I want a new home.". Just like my namesake, I am bright, inquisitive and true blue...and better still I don't smoke :) Click on my photo to see my profile
THELMA

Can you say road trip... Just like Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise I am ready to begin a new chapter in my life. If you have the wheels I have the drive...well, actually you'll have to drive as I don't have a license...:) Click on my photo to see my profile
MUG SHOTS Check out who just arrived at the Big House...

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